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Total Medals Earned: 37 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 810 Points

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 2/9/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Furball-slayer Unlocked 2/9/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Demon-slayer Unlocked 2/9/10
25 Points
Defeat Demon Beast
Worthy-chibi Unlocked 2/9/10
25 Points
Defeat all 3 knights
Chibi-mage 10 Points Get all 4 spells
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Slash-n'-burn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/155 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 6/28/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Unlocked 6/28/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Level Up!

Gem Collector Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster 5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur 10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder 10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail 10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend 25 Points Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict 25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills 25 Points Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac 50 Points Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker 50 Points Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac 50 Points Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive 100 Points Get 100% completion.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Magic Pink Man 2

FUCK COWS Unlocked 5/29/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SUMO BOSS Unlocked 5/29/10
50 Points
Beat the sumo boss.
I'M 10 YEARS OLD AGAIN Unlocked 5/29/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER 50 Points Watch the hidden ending.
DIDN'T GET FUCKED UP 100 Points Beat the final boss.

Medals Earned: 3/5 (160/310 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/21/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/21/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
First Blood Unlocked 3/21/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/21/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/21/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/23 (30/540 points)

S.O.P.A. got fingered

BLOCKED Unlocked 1/25/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get Fingered! Unlocked 1/25/12
5 Points
Play the FGF game.
FUCK S.O.P.A.! Unlocked 1/25/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)

Santa Fu!

Turbo Power Unlocked 12/26/09
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Sounds Good 10 Points Listen to all songs
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 8/31/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/30/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Amateur Unlocked 8/31/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 8/31/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 8/31/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 8/31/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 8/31/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 8/31/09
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell Unlocked 8/31/09
50 Points
Buy everything
Master Unlocked 8/31/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 8/31/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 8/31/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button

Medals Earned: 18/20 (490/500 points)